My family have pet which being monkey is monkey. He many time eat crazy thing. Now swalow datastick with all school work of me. Now very worried. Need it.
Father say give medicine to get out but Mother no like this. She old-fashioned, she only like clean carpet. She say "No! No, laksative!" very mad.
One brother say he make monkey vomt, throw stomach stuff. He try and try, still he cannot catch. Monkey very fast.
Other brother say shoot monkey. He always say thing like that. He scare me much often.
This monkey very much frustrate me.
Who right? What do? need homework tomorrow.
2007-10-07 08:26:50 · 8 answers · asked by Wiseacre 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You should always have your homework saved in 3 places if possible. This questions does not belong in R&S.
2007-10-07 08:31:20 · answer #1 · answered by punch 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a common problem with some breeds of monkeys. When they see something small and shiny they like to grab it. Unfortunately many times they do ingest such objects.
You shouldn't worry though, your data stick should pass. However if you wish to speed up the process. I recommend that you get one of your family members to hold your monkey while you repeatedly slap him in the face really hard 10 to 15 times. The technique of slapping should be open hand, back hand, open hand, back hand, etc...
Within 30 minutes he should either vomit or defecate. Then you will be able to recover your memory stick. Repeat this procedure once every hour until you get your item back.
2007-10-08 22:01:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since you posted into the Religion section, I will assume you are seeking a religious solution. Lay your hands on the monkey and start shouting praises to Jesus. Ask Jesus to make your datastick pass through the monkey and come out the other end. Have faith brother! Jesus can do anything.
2007-10-07 15:33:57 · answer #3 · answered by kc 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The answer is very simple. Turn in the entire monkey and tell the teacher your homework is on a datastick in his stomach. Most teachers have software that lets them extract data files digested by animals.
2007-10-07 15:30:29 · answer #4 · answered by Lunarsight 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This happened to my little brother last week. We held the monkey down and stomped on his chest. The data stick shot out of his mouth along with a load of other projectiles.
2007-10-10 11:26:13 · answer #5 · answered by I Luv NY 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u have bad monkey! Get the monkey to poop somewhere other than on ur mom's rug! Have fun digging through monkey mud pies!
2007-10-07 21:50:44 · answer #6 · answered by ShanTrey12 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So you want him to Slap his monkey.....I can't stand it LMAO
2007-10-09 13:13:44 · answer #7 · answered by DanD 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if you are going to troll
at least be consistent
you spoke perfect English in your farting ghost post
2007-10-07 15:30:38 · answer #8 · answered by ☮ Pangel ☮ 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋