Dave, a supermarket worker, is called away from his till.
''Your girlfriend's gone into labour early,'' a supervisor tells the worried young man.
''A nurse left her direct number. Give her a ring and she'll tell you what's happening.''
Unfortunately, the manager has written the number down wrong and Dave gets through to the local cricket club during a game.
''How's everything going?'' he asks.
''Oh, fine,'' says a cheery woman on the other end.
''We've got eight out already.
''EIGHT???'' wails Dave, who's already nervous enough about becoming a dad.
''Yep,'' says the lady...''And the last one was a duck.''
Hope you liked that one....Toe.
2007-10-07 08:13:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol Anthony now that was ssoo very funny I enjoyed that thanks for the laugh I needed that things are a bit unsetteled at home,bot here have a star aswell keep up the good work.xx
Toe.
2007-10-07 08:46:03 · answer #1 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha!
2007-10-07 08:20:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-07 09:04:19 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe purti funni
2007-10-07 09:57:12 · answer #4 · answered by cerri-anne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha v funny star for you
2007-10-07 08:17:05 · answer #5 · answered by ladyni 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fun knee
2007-10-07 08:16:59 · answer #6 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no sorry mate
2007-10-07 08:32:06 · answer #7 · answered by rala 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny...
2007-10-07 08:24:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute!!
2007-10-07 08:39:02 · answer #9 · answered by 100% ♥Creole♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋