2007-10-07 06:31:09 · 27 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ROFL! My God is everywhere, he doesn't require me to attend mass to talk to him.
2007-10-08 08:40:24 · answer #1 · answered by Veruca Salt 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Because I am NOT a Christian. My family members who are have gotten out of church by now as well.... (Except for my mother, who although she IS a Christian would not be able to go to church today because she is in the ICU of the local hospital following cancer surgery)
2007-10-07 13:50:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anne Hatzakis 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
For one It's 3.00am Monday morning here and 2 If i walked into a church it would fall down around my ears ..lol •~*â¥*~•
2007-10-07 13:37:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because, if I went to church, they probably wouldn't LET me into Hell.
Besides, none of the guys there are as hawt as you are :)
LOL.
2007-10-07 13:47:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
General Conference so I'm listening to our Prophet, Seer, and Revelater.
2007-10-07 13:40:39 · answer #5 · answered by travsbest 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha....that is a very long story, which I am going to lay on you in an epic full of convoluted long sentences, and you will be sorry you brought it up. LOL
2007-10-08 16:55:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you were doing what I was doing last night you wouldn't be in church either.
2007-10-07 17:59:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Church is every moment for me! Never leave so do not have to go! Whats your excuse?
2007-10-07 13:36:56 · answer #8 · answered by Premaholic 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Church is in my heart, freak!
2007-10-07 13:35:37 · answer #9 · answered by freekin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't do church. It's bad for my mental health.
2007-10-07 13:55:30 · answer #10 · answered by catrionn 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
my church is in my head
2007-10-07 14:24:30 · answer #11 · answered by shadow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋