3 women were walking along the beach when they met a man with no arms or legs. The first woman says "have u ever been kissed?" , "no" said the man, so she kissed him and walked on. The second woman said "have u ever been hugged?", again the man said no, so she hugged him and walked on. The third woman said "have u ever been f*cked?" again the man said no.........she said "you will be when the tide gets in!".
2007-10-07 05:57:34 · 25 answers · asked by mishnbong 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why should the tide make any difference .
he was from Cork .lol
2007-10-07 06:14:51 · answer #1 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
At first I thought yes, but then I wondered how the guy with no arms or legs got to the beach on his own anyway?
2007-10-07 13:08:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOLOLOL A very good effort, and I have great pleasure thanking you for the laughand giving you a STAR
2007-10-07 13:10:10 · answer #3 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-07 15:58:00 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha Love it!
2007-10-07 13:44:50 · answer #5 · answered by Wondersoftheworld 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY, made me laugh nice one
2007-10-07 13:11:22 · answer #6 · answered by mama 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aowwwwwwwwww poor man :(
2007-10-07 13:04:04 · answer #7 · answered by nonoodles74 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was his name BOB
2007-10-07 15:55:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha yea that ones good
2007-10-07 13:16:01 · answer #9 · answered by Yva 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-10-07 13:09:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋