> DEGREES OF BLONDE
>
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>FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the
>morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a
>moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung
>up.
>The husband said, 'Who was that?' The wife said, 'I don't know, some woman
>wanting to know if the coast is clear.'
>SECOND DEGREE Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a
>compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks
>in the mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.' The second
>blonde
>says, 'Here, let me see!' So the first blonde hands her the compact. The
>second one looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'
>
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>THIRD DEGREE A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she
>goes
>out and buys a gun. FOUR
2007-10-07 05:04:14 · 9 answers · asked by ~*~N@t0$h3a~*~ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-10-07 05:28:21 · answer #1 · answered by heyyall 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool
2007-10-07 06:00:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-21 08:15:05 · answer #3 · answered by carlstrom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-07 09:07:47 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have to admit I don't get the ending
2007-10-07 05:11:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's the POINT, Kathleen! There is no fourth!
2007-10-07 05:25:40 · answer #6 · answered by Sweet Cheeks 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only one joke is enough
2007-10-07 05:54:27 · answer #7 · answered by madhavan n 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
2007-10-07 06:10:32 · answer #8 · answered by Kristin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
wer these ment 2 b funny???????????????
cuz it isnt.................
2007-10-07 06:05:49 · answer #9 · answered by ஜG♥LღA♥MღO♥RღO♥UღSஜ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋