One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God. "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples." "Well Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"What's a man, Lord?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat, and be vainglorious; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he's aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll create him in a such a way that he will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advice to think properly."
2007-10-07 04:47:56 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Sounds great." says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "What's the catch, Lord?" "Well ... you can have him on one condition." "What's that, Lord?"
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring. So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. Just remember, it's our little secret ... you know, woman to woman"
2007-10-07 04:48:09 · update #1
hahahahahahahah
BRILLIANT
2007-10-07 08:41:23 · answer #1 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Real Nice, I always assumed you were a Christian but that borders on Paganism. I love that, my friend
Blessed Be
2007-10-07 05:00:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like the twist at the end.
2007-10-07 04:52:31 · answer #3 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-10-07 08:44:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely LOVED it!! Woman to woman......too good!! You get a STAR!
2007-10-07 04:53:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great!
2007-10-07 09:27:24 · answer #6 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very very amusing
2007-10-07 05:31:42 · answer #7 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-07 04:51:46 · answer #8 · answered by onerelic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny lol
2007-10-07 05:53:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one
2007-10-07 05:40:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a twist in the tail.lol
2007-10-07 04:52:46 · answer #11 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋