A Canadian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a diner when an American man, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The Canadian ignored the American, who, nevertheless, started up a conversation.
The American snapped his gum and said, "You Canadian folks eat the whole bread?" The Canadian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, "Of course."
The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada." The American had a smirk on his face. The Canadian listened in silence.
The American persisted. "D'ya eat jelly with the bread?" Sighing, the Canadian replied, "Of course." Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We don't. In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to Canada."
The Canadian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?" The American smiled and said, "Why of course we do." The Canadian leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?" "We throw them away, of course." Now it was the Canadian's turn to smile. "We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to the United States."
2007-10-07 02:47:29 · 21 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO !!!
I'm from Chicago, and you just cracked me up!
2007-10-07 03:13:35 · answer #1 · answered by Bobby 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol. I know this is only a joke..........ok people, but although the American won 2-1 for the Canadian, the Canadian won,didn't he?.
Good one mate,a great joke and a good laugh.
2007-10-07 03:13:01 · answer #2 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the joke because I live in canada and the us. The tension in that joke is what makes it funny.
2007-10-07 08:01:22 · answer #3 · answered by Mh 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well!! I have a new out look on our recycling program!! They can make lots of gum with what we throw away !!! Would you be interested!!..........................I didn't think so!!!! hahahahahahahahaha!! ILMAO!!
2007-10-07 08:06:45 · answer #4 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GREAT JOKE THERE JIM PLEASE KEEP THEM COMING!!!
We need to laugh everyday to give a us a little pick us up everyday!!! we will have a better out look on life for the day!!
2007-10-08 19:07:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg too funny lmao, good one, keep em coming....star!
2007-10-07 03:03:52 · answer #6 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great joke!! I'm sending this to my friend!!!! =D
2007-10-07 02:56:58 · answer #7 · answered by Metal Gem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stiff upper lip.lol
2007-10-07 06:23:16 · answer #8 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smashin joke lol
2007-10-07 05:37:55 · answer #9 · answered by jollym 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant joke...loved it!!!
2007-10-07 14:15:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋