both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them.
'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver.
The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool.
'Wow, thank you', said the taxi driver.
Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set.
'Wait, I think you are a little mixed up', said the priest. 'Shouldn't I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God's word.'
'Yes, that's true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed!'
2007-10-07 02:42:50 · 20 answers · asked by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
bravo chucky! thanks for the morning laugh! now, where is my orange juice? lol
2007-10-07 02:52:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
here is one (i really love your jokes) a couple has a baby and when he is 7 years old they take him to a fortune teller to determine what he will be when he grows up well they had to wait in line the first child was taken in a room surrounded by glass and there was a table with 3 items money BIBLE and a glass of wine well the first child grabbed the money and left the fortune teller said he will be a banker or possibly a broker but his job will be dealing with money to make himself rich and possibly others another child enters the same room and he takes the BIBLE the fortune teller says he will be a man of God then the 3rd child walks in and grabs the wine and leaves and the fortune teller says he will be an alcoholic FINALLY it is the parents turn and they watch in horror as their child pockets the money drinks the wine and walks out with the BIBLE the fortune teller looks at them and says oh my God your son is going to be a catholic priest have a wonderful weekend and take care PLEASE keep your jokes coming because i really enjoy them
2016-05-18 00:18:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once agen the Doll `strikes the public `` ha ha` nice un Chucky`??
2007-10-07 03:19:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gorgeous !!!
So the taxi driver did
work for God more than that priest...
Aaron.
2007-10-07 03:03:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's one smart taxi driver.
2007-10-07 02:57:08 · answer #5 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are so funny just by seeing your avatar picture I'm already laughing I gave u a star for others to laugh with me.
2007-10-07 02:59:57 · answer #6 · answered by @NGEL B@BY 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A good one.
2007-10-07 02:48:06 · answer #7 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
verrrrrrrrrry gooooooooooood 10/10/
2007-10-07 02:48:05 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nice, good joke
2007-10-07 06:47:08 · answer #9 · answered by Chapkins 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2007-10-07 02:53:59 · answer #10 · answered by hello world 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke.
2007-10-07 02:55:48 · answer #11 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋