2007-10-07 01:42:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He did provide us with 8 "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" as explained on the attached link.
My personal favorite:
"I'd really rather you didn't go around telling people I talk to you. You're not that interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can't you take a hint?"
2007-10-07 01:46:27 · answer #1 · answered by qxzqxzqxz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because the FSM is in my cupboard right now getting ready to be tonights supper. Mmmm. He will taste really good with parmesan cheese.
No, seriously because the FSM isn't real. Didn't anybody tell you?
2007-10-07 01:46:50 · answer #2 · answered by biggestjesusfan, † Cat P.W. † 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
God is superior over everyone. You're not funny, you're just sad and pathetic, and I'm so thankful I won't be standing in your shoes on judgment day.
Galatians 6:7 Do not be deceived; God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, this he will also reap.
Proverbs 1:22 -- "How long will you simple ones love your simple ways? How long will mockers delight in mockery and fools hate knowledge?
Thanks for the opportunity to post this and for the 2 points.
2007-10-07 01:52:35 · answer #3 · answered by kaz716 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The FSM (pbuh) created Yahoo R&S for his disciples.
2007-10-07 01:48:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
MY god?
I follow his noodley appendage.
Ramen!
2007-10-07 01:45:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
To their god, probably - I don't have one.
2007-10-07 01:44:57 · answer #6 · answered by Brent Y 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FNORD.
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2007-10-07 01:52:49 · answer #7 · answered by Rai A 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋