A Womans prayer?

Question

Dear lord! I pray for wisdom to understand a man, to love and forgive him, and for patience for his moods, because lord if I pray for strength I'll just beat him to death..

Answer 1

Lol
id help you beat him to death..no worries. xD

Answer 2

I'm new to women publicly praying in prayer circles and that sort of thing. I grew up in a denomination where women only prayed publicly in the infrequent event that we gathered without men. I think women are socialized not to make trouble, not to be too much trouble, not to ask for too much. There are exceptions, of course, but most nice church ladies have been socialized that way. I think "just" can be taken in two ways: Lord, I don't want to ask for too much, so I'll just ask for the least amount; Lord, I know that it doesn't require too much effort on Your part to do great things, so "just" is enough. There are a couple of times when those who believed in Jesus said, "If I just _____, Jesus will heal me/my loved one." It may be drawing on those Biblical examples as well.

Answer 3

LOl very funny here is another just for you.

Man I'm Tired!
>
> A man was sick and tired of going to work every day
> while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what
> he went through so he prayed:
>
> "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours
> while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know
> what I go through, so please allow her body to switch
> with mine for a day. Amen."
>
> God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
> The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a
> woman. -
>
> He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,awakened the
> kids,set out their school clothes,fed them breakfast,
> packed their lunches,drove them to schoolcame home and
> picked up the dry cleaning,took it to the cleaners and
> stopped at the bank to make a deposit,went grocery
> shopping, the n drove home to put away the groceries,
> paid the bills and balanced the check book.He cleaned
> the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.Then it was
> already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the
> laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and Mop the kitchen
> floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and
> got into an argument with them on the way home. Set
> out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do
> their homework,then set up the ironing board and
> watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began
> peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,
> breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for
> supper.
>
> After supper, he cleaned the kitchen,ran the
> dishwasher,folded laundry,bathed the kids, and put
> them to bed.At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his
> daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he
> was expected to make love, which he managed to get
> through without complaint.
>
> The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by
> the bed and said: -"Lord, I don't know what I was
> thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able
> to stay home all day. Please, oh! oh! please, let us
> trade back." The Lord, in his infinite wisdom,
> replied:
> "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I
> will be happy to change things back to the way they
> were. You'll just have to wait nine months though. You
> got pregnant last night."
>

Answer 4

Boy your a little meanie. 7/10

Answer 5

Lol. A woman after my own heart. Very good.

Answer 6

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

Answer 7

Sweet!!=)

Answer 8

love it think it deserves a star, short but sweet lol :)

Answer 9

how true very good have a star

Answer 10

hmmmm, he he he ho ho. do that, but u will need someone to replace the one u killed, AHEM! What do u think of me? thnx