A lady inserted and ad in the classifieds "husband wanted" next day she got 100 letters, they all said the same thing "you can have mine! 2. A little boy asks his father "how much does it cost to get married, father replies "I dont know son, I'm still paying" 3. A young son asks "Daddy is it true that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife till he's married?" dad replies "son that happens in every country" 4.If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to everything you say, talk in your sleep! 5.First guy says "my wifes an angel" second guy remarks " your lucky, mines still alive.
2007-10-06
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