John was having his coffee at a diner in the afternoon and was looking out of the window trying to clear his mind of troubles. He saw a funeral procession slowly passing along. Leading were two hearsk followed by a few cars, then a man with his dog and a few paces behind him, a long line of men in a single file that stretches as far as the eye can see.
Out of curiosity he decided to leave the diner and approached the procession. He walked quickly towards the man with the dog and asked him,
John: "Pardon me, but may I know who are the two persons that passed away?"
Man: "The 1st is my wife and the 2nd is my mother-in-law."
John: "Oh, how did they die may I ask?"
Man: "I bought this dog for my wife. It attacked her ferociously and my mother-in-law tried to stop it but was caught in the ferocity. Eventually, they died from it."
John paused for a moment before asking again.
John: "Any chance I can borrow the dog from you?
Man: "Sure! But you have to get in line as well."
2007-10-06 22:22:16 · 3 answers · asked by hotbodfun 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles