The woman I love insists on his and hers facing toilet bowls so we can spend more time together. What to do?
The darling woman I love and I are building a new home, the home of our dreams. I have always wanted a master bedroom suite, complete with a luxurious bathroom. In the plans, there are his and hers sinks, a jacuzzi garden tub, and a huge shower, with many shower heads to spray you all over at once. The commode (toilet bowl) will be separated, which is a plus. But, she wants two commodes, in there together, facing each other, so we can talk and spend even more time together. Ok, I love the woman, but I think expelling bodily functions together may be a little over the top for me. What do you think?
2007-10-06 22:02:09 · 10 answers · asked by Flux Capacitor 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
OMG!!! tell her to get a hobby or better yet a life!! GROSS
2007-10-06 22:06:43 · answer #1 · answered by alishadai 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was told before I got married that one of the keys to a long and happy marriage was closing the door when you are taking care of bodily waste disposal. I am not a prude, but I have tried to stick to that in my own marriage, and quite honestly, I do not find it sexy or fun to make going to the bathroom a group activity.
Yes, it's nice to talk. I suggest you use the jacuzzi tub for extra together time, and skip the toilets.
It is of benefit to have more than one toilet in a home, but since you are talking specifically of your master suite, I imagine there will be other restrooms in your dream house.
Tell your sweetie that you would prefer to keep the toilet separate from the rest of the bathroom, and that you would prefer to only have one in the little room. If she must, she can talk to you through the door.
And stick to your guns on this one. Trust me on that.
2007-10-07 05:09:10 · answer #2 · answered by Bronwen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL well if u get em...i hope 1 of ya'll dont end up with an erruptured poop shoot haha couldnt imagine sitting there,while i SH1T watching my sweety's face lol She later might wanna piss in your mouth or something as a fettish,u might wanna think about this "dream gurl & home" LoL BTW where'd u find this 1 @? So i never Go there! LoL
2007-10-07 05:12:37 · answer #3 · answered by dawnella322 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I probably wouldn't want it that way, but if she likes it you might want to consider accepting it. You can discuss it with her and let her know you are not as comfortable as she with the idea.
I trust neither of you is particularly susceptible to expelling really bad-smelling intestinal gas. That would be an absolute deal-killer for most women I know.
Best wishes.
2007-10-07 05:13:13 · answer #4 · answered by Warren D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's weird and creepy.
Moreover, what's the guarantee that both of you will feel like excreting at the same time?
I am a programmer. I do parallel programming. It reminds me of synchronising two parallel programs so that they do two functions together.
Very funny, but I would recommend against it.
2007-10-07 05:17:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brother, you should definitely 'go with your gut' on this one!!! There is a limit to what 'spending time together' means!
And on a personal note, the idea just completely grosses me out...
2007-10-07 05:07:48 · answer #6 · answered by kafkaz30 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try it out, honestly this is the first time I've ever heard of a couple trying this so go for it. People "poop," its a natural body function that all humans have.
2007-10-07 05:05:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just tell her two toliets is a little extravegant. You better just have one.
2007-10-07 05:12:36 · answer #8 · answered by trickygirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the question is enough crap for two crappers.
2007-10-07 05:05:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i would hope to god she is kidding
2007-10-11 05:12:37 · answer #10 · answered by adcock87 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋