1. What is height of Fashion?
A. Dhoti with a zip .
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2. What is height of Secrecy?
A. Offering blank visiting cards.
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3. What is height of Active laziness?
A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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4. What is height of Craziness?
A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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5. What is height of Forgetfulness?
A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
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6. What is height of Stupidity?
A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
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7. What is height of Honesty?
A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
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8. What is height of Suicide?
A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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9. What is height of De-hydration?
A. A cow giving milk powder.
2007-10-06 19:27:35 · 44 answers · asked by risker4you 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like them all. The best are 1,3,4,5 and 9. Rest are also good. Keep it up. 1000 Thumbs up to u!
2007-10-13 06:06:17 · answer #1 · answered by surya 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's a star, and number 6. I also like 7 and 8 too.
2007-10-06 19:30:51 · answer #2 · answered by musiclover 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Starred u!! Liked no 1 and 9 best.
2007-10-07 18:49:00 · answer #3 · answered by *♥sugar♥* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O.K. This is the height of speed. A man is running around a a tree with an an intention to stab himself in the back. For "man " you can substitute "blonde" , a " scotch" or anyone you dislike the most.
2007-10-08 04:07:33 · answer #4 · answered by J.SWAMY I ఇ జ స్వామి 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. 6 did it for me 6/10
2007-10-06 23:45:29 · answer #5 · answered by PC 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
3, 6 n 7 are really interesting and so funny.
After reading all these I can't stay calm without offering u a star.
2007-10-08 23:38:45 · answer #6 · answered by MANGALA K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank GOd ,ur alive now!i thought we hav lost our funny friend.dude here's 5 stars 4 u .i liked 7 & 8.btw someone had forwarded this 2 m 2.
2007-10-12 00:11:45 · answer #7 · answered by aditi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved the "height of Active laziness" part. LOL
2007-10-06 22:43:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont mean to insult you or anything like that,but it just struck me when i read ur question:
when u theink a person is stupid,ask them what their height is because u want to know the height of stupidity.
all ur jokes were good .* 4 u!!!!!!
2007-10-07 06:49:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is the idle man's brain, which created all this. In his endeavour to invent something, he is putting the cleaned old bottles on show, with no wine in it.
2007-10-14 04:08:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋