My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.
The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
And last but not least: I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
2007-10-06 18:43:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I enjoyed those thanks.
2007-10-06 23:16:02 · answer #1 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not too bad. The only one I've heard before is the very first one about Grandma going for a walk. I won't even attempt to ruin anyone's day with any of my one liners.
2007-10-06 18:55:11 · answer #2 · answered by Boris Bumpley 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-06 18:46:28 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, chrisjoker. the place hast thou been? My day hast been lacking in mirthsome high quality, yea, thou returnst and avail us of thy tomfoolery. I laughed with exeptional volume. LOL. stable stuff, fella.
2016-10-10 11:12:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes its well funny.
2007-10-06 20:00:18 · answer #5 · answered by coolrocksharron 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Star for you. Those were great.
2007-10-06 22:33:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny...thank you
2007-10-06 22:43:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny lol
2007-10-06 23:00:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha star for u
2007-10-06 18:59:46 · answer #9 · answered by blackcat XIII 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
what a nightmare
funnnnnnny
2007-10-07 08:32:23 · answer #10 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-06 22:35:21 · answer #11 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋