no excuse on a sunday now xxx funny or not xx recieved this one today by email did not think that funny xyou??

Question

To make it possible for everyone to attend church on Sunday, we are proposing to have a special 'No Excuse Sunday.'

1. Cots will be placed in the foyer for those who say, "Sunday is my only day to sleep in."

2. They will have steel helmets for those who say, "The roof will cave in if I ever came to church."

3. Blankets will be furnished for those who say it is too cold and fans for those who say it is too hot.

4. There will be hearing aids for those who say, "The pastor speaks too softly," and cotton for those who say, "He preaches too loudly."

5 Scorecards will be available for those who wish to list the hypocrites present.

6. Some relatives will be in attendance for those who like to go visiting on Sunday.

7. There will be TV dinners for those who can't go to church and cook dinner too.

8. Golf clubs will be available for practice swings for those who like to golf on Sunday.

Answer 1

Didn't really get it. But then I am just out of bed, still half sleeping. lol

Answer 2

This sounds like preaching...I have a great excuse for not attending Church...I am not now or never will be Christian, Jewish or Muslim.
Why do you set aside a day to worship...are there days when your so-called god isn't listening or doesn't exist on some days.
Is it called Mass because it is ACTUALLY Mass Hysteria and you imagine this greater power when you all get together on Sunday?

Answer 3

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

Answer 4

Nice ones lol

Answer 5

Didn't do it for me either. Maybe there's a punchline somewhere that fell off the end.

Answer 6

hahaha very funny lol

Answer 7

ha ha ha funny