Sister Mary Catherine and Sister Mary Elizabeth are walking through the park when they are jumped by two thugs. Their habits are ripped from them and the men begin to se**ally assault them.
Sister Mary Catherine casts her eyes heavenward and cries, "Forgive him Lord, for he knows not what he is doing!"
Mary Elizabeth turns and says, "Mine does..."
Ten . . . to Live
A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results.
"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."
"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?"
"Ten," the doctor says sadly.
"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?"
"Nine..."
2007-10-06 18:34:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha
ok
2007-10-07 08:50:04 · answer #1 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2007-10-07 02:33:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-06 18:54:36 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one is really, really old but i give you credit for the second one...nice work
2007-10-07 00:16:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2017-01-03 05:55:18 · answer #5 · answered by audet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-10-06 22:53:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny joke.
2007-10-06 22:31:41 · answer #7 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me likey your jokes!! =)
2007-10-07 03:18:23 · answer #8 · answered by Metal Gem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-06 22:39:27 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
inches
2007-10-06 18:40:42 · answer #10 · answered by madhavan n 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋