Arthur (Harley)Davidson, died and went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"
Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."
God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but aren't You the inventor of woman?"
God said, "Yes."
"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:
2007-10-06 17:29:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"
"Hmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."
2007-10-06 17:30:02 · update #1
ooh ooh ooh i love that one! heres one u posted b4
One there was a man who died and went to heave. st peter meet him and gave him the grand tour. the guy saw a bunch of clocks and said"what are those" he replied
'Lie clocks, everytime some1 lies its moves 4ward once'
whos is that?
abe linconls as u see its only moved once that means hes told 1 lie
and that?
is G W B its moved 5 times meaning hes lied 5 times
and wut about bill gates?
oh his...jesus is using it as a cieling fan
2007-10-06 17:37:10 · answer #1 · answered by Bob B 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol, that joke wuda been good if it ended at: "you have some major design flaws in your invention:" but the ending is even better, nice job
2007-10-06 18:18:41 · answer #2 · answered by NotTheStatusQuo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
I GAVE U A STAR
2007-10-06 17:57:07 · answer #3 · answered by Bre 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i guess god won that one
lol
starr
2007-10-07 01:11:37 · answer #4 · answered by Stace! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Enjoyed that. * from the heaven for you.
2007-10-06 19:19:30 · answer #5 · answered by Sharp Shooter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-06 18:42:27 · answer #6 · answered by Brian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
clever
2007-10-06 17:36:03 · answer #7 · answered by brat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny :)
2007-10-06 17:35:40 · answer #8 · answered by beckymarie2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha... how true it is!!
2007-10-06 20:30:34 · answer #9 · answered by hotbodfun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!! i give you star!! *!
2007-10-06 17:32:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋