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2007-10-06 17:29:59 · answer #1 · answered by Primary Format Of Display 4 · 3 0

Drunk is sin
Pro. 20:1 Wine is a mocker and beer a brawler;
whoever is led astray by them is not wise.
Eph 5:18
Do not get drunk on wine, which leads to debauchery. Instead, be filled with the Spirit.
and don't Drink and drive.

2007-10-06 17:56:18 · answer #2 · answered by Mosa A 7 · 0 0

LOL...

My mom is drunk right now. She just came inside from hanging out with the neighbors and I wanted to show her a picture of a grasshopper I caught in the house an hour ago. She was laughing her A S S off sayin "NO - I gotta pee! Move out of my way Caine! (my dog) Why do you sit in front of the doorway like King Tut?"

lol...shes goofy.

I'm about to ask her if I can drink. I'm only 18, but damn it I want to drink. She won't let me though. Shes stubborn!

2007-10-06 17:31:37 · answer #3 · answered by iColorz 4 · 3 0

Because in the morning I will awake feeling refreshed and clean and not like a dirty dish rag with my head pounding and sick as a dog.

2007-10-06 17:32:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

two reasons...
#1-i'm too old to be spending a saturday nite/sunday morning holding back some woman's hair while she hurls into the sink
#2-mrs spike would not understand

2007-10-06 17:39:07 · answer #5 · answered by spike missing debra m 7 · 3 0

I would, but where I am from drinking under age is illeagal.
Maybe when I reach the drinking age.

Blessed Be.

2007-10-06 19:02:05 · answer #6 · answered by Zero Cool 3 · 0 0

because i have to be up for work at 7:30. Sorry, maybe Wednesday night, though!

2007-10-06 17:30:57 · answer #7 · answered by just some chick 6 · 2 0

If I were not too old for you
and you too young for me
then I would tempt you with the wine
of immortality

my hand would lead you through the world
o'er mountains,plains,and fields
and we would meet with kisses sweet
and all that love can yield.

our happiness would rule our lives
and love would sing anew
if you were not too young for me
and I too old for you.

2007-10-06 17:43:15 · answer #8 · answered by nightserf 5 · 1 1

That's a really good question. Maybe I should go to Orbitz and check on plane fares...

2007-10-06 19:46:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

LOL When you posted this, I was totally blitzed. So I was all ready drunk! :P

2007-10-07 02:04:05 · answer #10 · answered by ~Heathen Princess~ 7 · 1 0

I'd like to keep my teetotaler status.

2007-10-06 17:31:28 · answer #11 · answered by Skunk 6 · 1 0

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