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We all know that God's favorite football team is probably the Saints (the whole name and all, although I secretly think He's a big fan of Manning and the Colts), but more importantly...is He a Bud light fan, or Miller light?

2007-10-06 17:26:33 · 13 answers · asked by sketch_mylife 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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I think he would prefer a good micro brew really. I don't think God would have to worry about calories. Would he?

As as far as Football, how does he decide on that? That would be kind of like asking him what his favorite religion is, Would it not?

2007-10-06 17:35:28 · answer #1 · answered by DrMichael 7 · 4 1

Is God so limited and arbitrary that He picks a favorite football team based on a religious name? Is God picking favorites because He wants to see "His team" win? Is God a sports fan?
God does care about sports, but not in the way that we do. He is a sovereign God who works through all the events of our lives so that we will see Him, reach out to Him and walk closely with Him. He does use the events of sports for many purposes, but He is not a fan like we are fans. The teams that win championships are His choices, but not because their pennants are on His wall, but because He has greater purposes for those events.

2007-10-07 00:39:37 · answer #2 · answered by Bob T 6 · 1 1

Coors Light. Can't you see God flying through the clouds to the tune of "People all over the world, join hands, start a Love Train!"

2007-10-07 00:41:06 · answer #3 · answered by Dethklok 5 · 1 0

I think he likes the Packers too, with that big "G" on the side of their helmets.

I have to agree, no lite beer for the big guy.
A Guinness would be appropriate.

2007-10-07 00:32:27 · answer #4 · answered by blooz 4 · 3 1

God doesn't drink light beer, he is a manly man, he drinks the darkest beers in history.

2007-10-07 00:29:54 · answer #5 · answered by just some chick 6 · 3 1

God appears to be Tom Brady at the moment.

2007-10-07 00:29:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

Why should think for tommorrow. Do you know tomorrow is today.

What important is life but not the football.

2007-10-07 00:38:31 · answer #7 · answered by arnie 3 · 1 2

I bet He justs melts down bread and drinks that.

2007-10-07 00:32:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Old School God is a PBR kind of guy.

2007-10-07 00:37:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Don't think God is a big drinker personally since he really isn't into destroying his body. But who knows which team he is pulling for. Ask him when you get to Heaven!!!

2007-10-07 00:29:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 4

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