Two guys are golfing on a course that is right next to a cemetery. After they tee off, one of the golfers notices that there is a funeral procession passing by. So he takes off his hat, and places it over his heart. When the funeral is over, the other golfer looks at the guy and asks, ‘’Why did you do that?'’
The man replies, ‘’Well we were maried for almost 40 years. It’s the least I could do.'’
2007-10-06 16:42:01 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-06 19:16:55 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...kinda funny.....here's one for u
A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce.
The attorney asked, "May I help you?"
The farmer said, "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces."
The attorney said, "Well do you have any grounds?"
The farmer said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres." The attorney said, "No,
you don't understand, do you have a case?"
The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."
The attorney said, "No you don't understand, I mean do you have a
grudge?"
The farmer said, "Yea I got a grudge, that's where I park my John
Deere."
The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"
The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on
Sundays."
The exasperated attorney said, "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or
anything?"
The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30."
Finally, the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU
WANT A DIVORCE?"
And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation
with her."
CHeeRioS
2007-10-06 23:47:26 · answer #2 · answered by twinkLe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because he scare the police give him a ticket
2007-10-06 23:45:41 · answer #3 · answered by annie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
un funny.
2007-10-06 23:45:26 · answer #4 · answered by Sumie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, very good.
2007-10-07 01:22:40 · answer #5 · answered by NotTheStatusQuo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL:~)
2007-10-07 00:02:40 · answer #6 · answered by ANewLife 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋