Will you attend?
The Holy book would be The Holy Pasta that gives over a thousand recipies for good tasting pasta and meatballs
And for service everyone is required to bring side dishes to go with all the pasta and meatballs.
And the only requirement of faith in the Flying Spaghetti Monster is that you be a fluent Spaghetti Chef
The only punishment for not being a fluent Spaghetti Chef is eternal torture in a endless pool of million degree F tomatoe sauce.
Would you attend this church?
2007-10-06 16:22:41 · 12 answers · asked by Maurice H 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Lucky me- spaghetti is the only thing I know how to cook (seriously).
Do I have to partake of the meatballs though. I'm a vegetarian.
And do you treat all the pasta the same (I'm thinking Rotini in particular)? Because I could never belong to a church that said rotini would be tortured just because it is not straight.
2007-10-06 16:26:34 · answer #1 · answered by Pangloss (Ancora Imparo) AFA 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, the minister from Scotland is Pasta MacAroni.
2016-05-17 22:42:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lotsa Italians maybe and spaghetti lovers!!!
2007-10-06 16:30:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Apastate---repent! THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE GOSPEL OF THE FSM!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gospel_of_the_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE CHURCH OF PASTAFARIANISM!
http://www.venganza.org/
Verily, thou hast been sent by the dreaded Anti-pasta to deceive and divide us!
2007-10-06 16:29:50 · answer #4 · answered by cosmo 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would join, after eating great macaroni pasta with tomatoes, garlic and cheese, god all mighty!!!!
2007-10-06 16:30:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heck yeah! Think of all the free food!
2007-10-06 16:25:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol! only if they serve spaghetti while i'm there
2007-10-06 16:27:15 · answer #7 · answered by ~I wish you could smile~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's as reasonable as anything else.
2007-10-06 16:27:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sign me up!
2007-10-06 16:27:01 · answer #9 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you will have a million followers.
2007-10-06 16:41:50 · answer #10 · answered by 1st Liberal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋