a couple decided to elope, but before they had a chance to tie the knot they were killed in a car crash. when they got to the pearly gates they asked st peter if they could get married in heaven.
st peter said he'd never had such a request before and he'd have to ask someone if it was possible. he came back eight weeks later and said he'd organised it, but by then the couple were worried about spending an eternity together and asked if they could get divorced if it all went wrong.
"f*****g h*ll" yelled st peter. "it's taken me two months to find a priest up here! do you have any idea how long it's going to take to find a lawyer?"
2007-10-06 16:18:50 · 9 answers · asked by Tim P 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...great one....here's one for u
A married fellow gets home early from work and hears strange noises
coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on
the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he asks.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but
just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy!
Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past
his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there
is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. "You
bastard!!!" says the husband. "My wife's having a heart attack, and all
you can do is run around the house naked scaring the kids?"
CHeeRioS
2007-10-06 16:43:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
a guy is on a walking holiday and is miles faraway from the closest city while he comes for the time of a farmhouse. because it is 10.00 pm and getting dark he knocks on the door this is replied via a prior formed previous usa gent. "am i able to help ya?" Asks the farmer squinting on the stranger. "i'm hoping so sir." solutions the guy. "i'm on a walking holiday and miles from everywhere and that i replaced into questioning if i could probably stay the night." "somewhat, youthful fella." got here the respond, "are not getting many travelers round her. the business enterprise would be superb.Come on in." the guy enters and interior a couple of minutes is sat in front of a heat fire with a great glass of moonshine in his hand. The farmer additionally has one and a small hickory pipe clamped between his the teeth which he puffs on as they sit down. they start speaking and after some glasses the hiker says. "thank you on your hospitality sir, yet i'm feeling a touch drained and can prefer to circulate to mattress." "Ah sure,." Says the farmer hesitantly, "situation is, we've purely have been given 2 bedrooms. i'm in one, and my daughter's in the different. Do you recommendations bunking up along with her?" "never, sir, if this is very nicely." solutions the guy pleasantly shocked. "particular it somewhat is. Now you circulate up. First door on the right of the stairs. i will shout you day after today consisting of your breakfast." next morning at six o'clock sharp the farmer shouts upstairs. "Come on youthful fella. Breakfast's waiting." Down got here the hiker, yawning a touch and sat right down to a great plate of eggs, Sir Francis Bacon, sausages, mushrooms, hash browns and beans. As he ate he regarded on the farmer and stated. "you comprehend sir, i could congratulate you on your hospitality, yet i've got a touch confession to make. element is that when I slipped into mattress consisting of your daughter i could not help, nicely you comprehend, cuddling up and getting extra clever acquaited, in order that as shall we the two shop heat, and as you may assume one element introduced approximately a various, yet, i will show you how to comprehend what. She isn't a million/2 chilly." "i'm not shocked." stated the farmer laconically, "We bury her this afternoon!"
2016-10-06 05:50:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha
2007-10-06 17:14:17 · answer #3 · answered by Straight-Up 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-06 19:17:49 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
Good One:~)
2007-10-06 16:30:42 · answer #5 · answered by ANewLife 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! Star for you!!!!!!!!!! So funny!
2007-10-06 18:30:25 · answer #6 · answered by Honey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe
2007-10-06 16:56:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no time here
2007-10-06 17:02:25 · answer #8 · answered by madhavan n 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-10-06 18:20:45 · answer #9 · answered by NotTheStatusQuo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋