2007-10-06 15:43:47 · 22 answers · asked by muzzi mccoll 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Its all because Jill fancied Jack and was a frightful flirt
So she climbed the hill with Jack below, so he'd look up her skirt
She wore her shortest mini skirt and a thong like a piece of string
So for all the world it would look to Jack like she wasn't wearing a thing
But sadly she hadn't looked back to see the change in his complexion
And she couldn't see he could barely walk as he had a ginormous erection
He'd got far too excited and couldn't get a grip
So it was really quite inevitable that eventually he'd trip
And trip he did, and fall he did, though he never could remember
Just how he'd come to do such damage to his protruding member
For though he'd broken nothing, there was much that was disjointed
And poor old Jill had come back down the hill and gone home quite disappointed!!
2007-10-07 01:18:29 · answer #1 · answered by jacyinbg 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic
protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical
structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self
rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.
In plain English what does this translate to?
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after!
2007-10-07 01:59:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some Mirijhuana. Jack got high and dropped his fly and asked Jill "do ya wanna?" Jill said yes, and dropped her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son!!
this is not mine it is from iconator.com
2007-10-06 15:48:52 · answer #3 · answered by laffy_taffy 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
They didn't. Jack had his fill and Jill had her thrill and to cover up for the mess on her dress, they said they had a spill coming down the hill
2016-05-17 22:33:13 · answer #4 · answered by rosie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a rumour circulating at the time , that Jill was pregnant and Jack wasn't English.
It was believed that the Royal family were involved and were helped by some folk just back from Portugal where they had been on Holiday!
I think they may just have been rumours?
2007-10-06 19:14:51 · answer #5 · answered by budding author 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh please! Jack got horny watching Jill get the water which splashed her dress and made it see through. He couldn't walk right with a raging ha*d on, but wanted to be macho and carry the pail, so they argued about it and Jill shoved him away when he tried to grab her b**b while supposedly taking the pail. He grabbed her to keep from falling over, but since he was bigger, the combined weight sent them both tumbling and a nursery rhyme was born!
2007-10-06 15:58:12 · answer #6 · answered by dizzkat 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jack fell down and bumped his crown and Jill came tumbling after.
2007-10-06 15:48:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
they trip over and round down hill some say that jack hit his head on the well and die?
2007-10-06 15:49:32 · answer #8 · answered by dylangilmore2000@yahoo.com.au 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gravity
2007-10-06 16:01:50 · answer #9 · answered by SecundzNotis 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It was the 'Blair Witch Project'.....Their death is a mystery. We need Scooby Doo to reslove this :)
Love all the answers in here...really laughed out loud after ages
2007-10-06 17:55:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋