animals on the top? You see mammoth fossils near the top and then dinosaurs even lower then simple multicellular lifeforms near the bottom. Like these weird things:
http://www.belmont.sd62.bc.ca/teacher/geology12/photos/geotime/index_fossils.jpg
2007-10-06 14:25:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hilarious answers. Thanks for the luaghs.
2007-10-06 14:34:56 · update #1
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polystrate_fossil
That was hard.
2007-10-06 14:36:47 · update #2
It didn't. The flood is a myth.
2007-10-06 14:28:03 · answer #1 · answered by nondescript 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
You're obviously not serious :)
As far back as the 19th century, people assumed the ground debris was a result of the Great Flood. Then Louis Agassiz proved that all of these were the result of the last Ice Age.
The only evidence for a epic flood affecting humanity would be that one where the Black Sea and the Bosporus was created by the Mediterranean Sea overflow. Some relics are still underwater there. That could well be the "Great Flood" mentioned in prehistoric tales from several societies from that area.
2007-10-06 21:37:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes I wished I'd majored in Psychology as it would have fascinating to analyse the mindset of people who think the Bible is literally true. Strange thing is, I used to work with a creationist and he was otherwise a very intelligent person. So they aren't all idiots. Maybe Orwellian "double think" best describes their situation?
2007-10-08 05:31:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that would seem to be like a time line. I think all of that really happened before the Great Flood. You should investigate the research on underwater hydrothermic vents, and new discoveries of great amounts of water under the ocean floor.... Might get you to thinking up some new theories.
2007-10-06 21:30:12 · answer #4 · answered by ignoramus_the_great 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yeah, I know, that's totally weird. I wish they'd hurry up and get to the layer where the unicorns are buried so we can really blow those stupid scientists out of the water.
2007-10-06 21:29:29 · answer #5 · answered by slytherinferret 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
i think the real question is where are all the animals from dinasaurs to present time located? i read about this thing called "evolution" i think, and it said that things changed into other things over time, but where are these "in between" animals at? why do we fing animals from the beginning all the time, but none from the middle? where are the between monkey and human animals? im confused, should there be more of those than human ones ?
2007-10-06 21:30:45 · answer #6 · answered by pianokid510 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Excellent question. The fundies will answer because god wanted to test us.
2007-10-06 21:29:13 · answer #7 · answered by Stainless Steel Rat 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Why are trees standing STRAIGHT UP? Through ALL the layers???? doesn't that sort of blow the layer theory?
2007-10-06 21:31:38 · answer #8 · answered by sisterzeal 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Uhh, more developed animals swim longer!?
2007-10-06 21:29:27 · answer #9 · answered by Robert S 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
um, he works in mysterious ways?
2007-10-07 18:28:58 · answer #10 · answered by Extra Ordinary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋