The Cab Driver
A mother and daughter were riding in a cab though New York City daughter noticed some scantily clad women loitering on a street "Mommy," the little girl asked, "what are all those ladies doing?"
"They're waiting for their husbands to come home from work." the mother answered.
"C'mon lady, they're hookers!" retorted the cab driver.
After a stunned silence, the daughter asked, "Mommy, do hookers have children?"
"Of course," the mother replied, "where do you think cabbies come from?"
2007-10-06 14:20:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
now that was funny, i would give u 10 stars if i could
2007-10-07 01:30:08 · answer #1 · answered by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke, and a good rejoinder! You rate a star, but I'm not sure exactly how to do that....If you want to star yourself for me, you have my permission.
2007-10-06 21:25:54 · answer #2 · answered by gldjns 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooooooooohhhhh... Touche, Mommy... That was a good one , DC...
2007-10-07 05:45:16 · answer #3 · answered by Brat Sheila♥♫ - the Precocious 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol heh, don't mess with the ladies kids.
2007-10-06 21:29:32 · answer #4 · answered by ღஜღ Øŧåķų Ťŵĩŋş Åŧ Ħęåŗŧ ღஜღ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute, the perfect squelch!
2007-10-06 21:24:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was great! lol sorry i cant give u a star cause i used all of them up today damn!
but i will tomorrow =)
2007-10-06 21:23:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good One:~)
You're "starred".
2007-10-06 21:24:09 · answer #7 · answered by ANewLife 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooooooh BURN to the cabbie!!! Have a star!!!!
2007-10-06 21:26:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
smile worthy but not necessarily laughing so hard your side hurts funny.....
2007-10-06 21:24:11 · answer #9 · answered by Amber K 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OHHHHHH!!! he needs some ICE for that burn!
2007-10-06 23:27:54 · answer #10 · answered by Fishy!!! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋