How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? Two. One to eat the possum and the other to watch for traffic.
The Toothbrush had to be invented in Kentucky - If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush.
What's the most popular chat-up line in Arkansas? Mn, nice tooth.
Who's the poorest person in West Virginia? The Tooth Fairy.
At Mississippi State University they've found another use for sheep - wool.
Hillbilly Zake goes to his Pa and says 'Y know I'm fixin to marry Lou-Lou-Bell?' 'Yup', says Pa 'Well' says Zake 'I just found out she done be a virgin'. 'Lou-Lou-Bell a virgin' exclaims Pa 'Well you ain't marrying her, boy, an' that's final. If she ain't good enough fer own kin, she ain't good enough fer ours'.
What do you call a Hillbilly who owns sheep and goats? Bisexual
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm??? A Pimp
Your Family Tree doesn't fork
Your front porch collapses, and more than six dogs are killed.
2007-10-06 13:13:02 · 11 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've heard a few of those before and the other ones were really funny. Good job! i don't know what else to say because I can't really express my laughter in print, so how about this hahahahahahahahahahaha or LOL! ;)
2007-10-06 13:18:32 · answer #1 · answered by Peterbattahoggabatta 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The expectation of such return may not be fair and can never be questioned on non returness. Generally it is an understanding that greetings are exchanged on such festival occassions. As such it may be a moral obligation on the part of receiver to acknowledge the sender. Sir, thank you very much of your greetings and everyone of us wish you & your family the same.
2016-05-17 21:55:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny thing is they am so politically correct..lol.lol.
Ask an american about religion they may be able to answer.
Ask them about a world map and it's DOH .lol
2007-10-06 13:27:55 · answer #3 · answered by raybbies 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke
2007-10-06 13:54:45 · answer #4 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If these people are as dumb as you claim- Then the USA has failed its own citizens. What a terrible picture you paint and what an indictment of all administrations since The Declaration of Independence.
2007-10-06 13:21:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
I just love you equal opportunists
2007-10-06 13:17:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
Do you want to borrow a crash helmet?
2007-10-06 13:17:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why you rootin, tootin varment!!!! Ha Ha!! =)
2007-10-07 03:33:26 · answer #8 · answered by Metal Gem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-06 22:43:50 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-06 13:20:05 · answer #10 · answered by Kerensa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋