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2007-10-06 13:11:11 · 37 answers · asked by lindsey p 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

8 track, its alright I feel like I'm probably long overdue for getting my account deleted anyway

2007-10-06 13:17:30 · update #1

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It would if they wanted to do it all at once. My personal opinion is that if Christ came back to earth they only thing he would know would be the jokes.
While I'm at it how come the homeless can't live in god's house - a church. I'm sure you could get about 50 homeless people in the average church. At least they'd be safe and dry!

2007-10-06 13:14:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 5

Nuns like Mary , the Pope , and every human being born of this earth are sinners . Romans 3:23. To answer to your question Galatians 6:7

2007-10-06 13:18:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If nuns are married to Christ of course they can have sex with him....after all he is their husband isn't it....
BUT what kind of crack headed question you're giving....???? Nun means that a female person who's devoted to the christian way of teaching and never allowed to be married in the christian society...
And so to the idea of Christ marrying a nun...NO IF....

2007-10-06 13:23:13 · answer #3 · answered by life 2 · 1 0

Jesus was only in the fleshly form when he was on earth for 33 years. He is now in the spirit form and forever will be. Sex is of a fleshy thing, the spirit has no need of it. We as humans have strong sexual urges because God gave them to us to procreate. God needs not a sexual urge. He is awesome in power and might. By the way, don't diss the nuns like that. They are somewhat misunderstood, but for the most part are good women, and I am not even catholic. Go figure!

2007-10-06 13:26:50 · answer #4 · answered by sassy.nurse 2 · 0 1

I see someone hasn't been reading their daily Word!?
Well, to bring you up to speed on this subject, Christ doesn't have sex and neither will the christians who make it to heaven. The Bible says, that we will be holy like the angels and not marrying or given in marriage. Sex is something that God approved for married couples and since there is no marrying in heaven, there will be no sex either.

2007-10-06 13:18:55 · answer #5 · answered by chezpaul1777 2 · 2 0

ah... yet another attempt, successful, I must say to start a feeding frenzy among atheists... congratulations...
people like you actually have a name *evangelical atheists*, forever obsessing over things (like christ and scriptures) they consider below ridicule. Kind of stupid isn't it ?
The problem with atheists is not that THEY do not believe, they do not want ANYONE to believe and ridicule those who do. Sad and pathetic, indeed.
Keep on trucking, I am sure your next *question* will be more offensive than the one at hand...
Mother Teresa was a nun, and I am sure you hold her and her work in highest contempt. What a sorry human being you are... please do not tell me she was an atheist, she was ANYTHING but... when you muster 1/100000000000 compassion she had post again... with another *question*
I visited Calcutta and have seen the work Sisters of Charity do, funny... to think about it did not see hospices for the most wretched run by Atheist Sisters... hmmmm.... I wonder why...
I am ashamed for your lack of humanity...
what a cruel and offensive *question*, but you meant it that way...

2007-10-06 13:26:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 4

HA! I fid myself asking the same question sometimes!

No, it wouldn't be a sin, they are "married" to him!

In fact, the cloistered nuns have a ceremony where they are married to him, and they love them some Jesus, I tell you what. I watched a docimentary about them, and one nun was all heartbroken that she couldn't be with her husband! ( I think it's time she meet him. lol.)

2007-10-06 13:24:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

I dont know where you got that thought from, but
DOn not be decieved for God is not mocked. He is the father son and Holy Spirit, the trinity and He is immortal.

God does not sin.

Sin separates us from God.

Nuns being the brides of Christ doesnt meant they are waiting to have sex woth Him, they are brides of Christ because they have dedicated their lives ot Him and are willing ot sacrifice their lives for the sake that others will hear of God and be saved.

This is such a sick thought you know?

I hope you ask God to forgive you. Remember we are held accountable for every word we say on this earth, and Christian or no Christian, we will all be judged on the Judgement day, whether you believe in God or not.

2007-10-06 13:22:44 · answer #8 · answered by ggoldiee23 3 · 2 3

One: you are somewhat disgusting.

Two: When He does come back, I severely doubt that he would have sex with nuns. Most likely, the phrase "married to Christ" is symbolic or representative of their devotion to God.

2007-10-06 13:18:24 · answer #9 · answered by roketman26 1 · 4 3

The whole Church is described as the "Bride of Christ".
The second coming is referred to as the marriage feast.
But this is entirely on a spiritual level!

2007-10-06 13:17:09 · answer #10 · answered by Robert S 7 · 4 2

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