2007-10-06 13:04:06 · 16 answers · asked by Pull My Finger 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Did somebody say "cookie"?
*Guzzles fortune cookies, with fortunes*
Christians who believe fortune tellers are evil would, by definition really, believe that the cookies are evil as well. After all, anything associated with the occult should be considered just as evil. Usually, however, Christians who believe such things will find a thousand reasons why fortune cookies are NOT evil (mostly in their re-edited, self-serving Bible passages) for the sole reason that if THEY eat them, they can't be bad. This is like saying the entirety of Leviticus was negated by the passion of Christ EXCEPT the homosexual part. Selective interpretation.
*Gives you fortune cookie* Wuzzat say? Ooh... "Two gorgeous Columbian boys will fulfill your life and bring you joy".
Oh my, that didn't sound right, but you know what I mean. ;-P They're beautiful!
EDIT: OMG - You've got two already who actually believe that fortune cookies are evil. I'm gone. Too many fundies. *Runs away from computer*
2007-10-06 13:28:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just eat the cookie and throwaway the fortune. Even though the cookie will still taste like cardboard either way.
2007-10-07 21:52:20 · answer #2 · answered by Evolution - of - the - gaps 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the only 'evil' i associate with fortunetellers is the same one i ascribe to selling 'pieces of the True Cross' and such...it's theft by deception...
as for fortune cookies, they're harmless, if a bit stupid...and they taste rather foul
2007-10-06 20:23:08 · answer #3 · answered by spike missing debra m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love fortune cookies,
but don't forget to add
"in the bedroom" to the end of each fortune.
2007-10-06 20:09:33 · answer #4 · answered by Country 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They're just ordinary cookies.
..With the seed of evil cooked right in.
Mmm, evil.
2007-10-06 20:07:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
My feelings about fortune cookies ... they're pretty tasty, when they're fresh.
2007-10-06 20:09:53 · answer #6 · answered by ◦Delylah◦ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fortune cookes work about as well as psychos do.
Oh, wait, you said Christians. Pardon me, don't mind me.
2007-10-06 20:08:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
They are a tasteless cookie with a stupid piece of paper in them.
2007-10-06 20:14:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just ate one today. Yummy.
It told me "We do not have to change friends if we understand that friends change.
It also taught me to say Very important in Chinese hun jung yel
I would not leave my eternal destiny to that info ; )
2007-10-06 20:17:15 · answer #9 · answered by SeeTheLight 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't buy into them. They are bunk. I have the Holy Spirit living inside of me...why bother with a piece of paper inside something I want to eat. Hmmmph.
2007-10-06 20:08:00 · answer #10 · answered by Elizabeth S 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋