A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said, "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field."
A little while later, the father heard a bloodcurdling scream and ran back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet."
The boy, bless his heart, answered, "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat. I didn't swear or scratch when the poison oak started itching. BUT when the two squirrels crawled up my trouser leg and one of them said, 'Should we eat them here or take them with us?' Well....... I guess I just panicked.
2007-10-06 12:48:39 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent.
Well that really brought tears to my eyes fidgety in more ways than one!
It's just evoked memories of Gibralter all over again,but that's another story!!!!!
2007-10-08 03:45:49 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2016-05-17 21:51:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! I haven't heard an original joke like that in a long time. Thank you very much, you just made my evening...LOL!!!
I think I'm going to give you a star! Yaahhhhh!
2007-10-06 13:12:32 · answer #3 · answered by Peterbattahoggabatta 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke
2007-10-06 13:57:57 · answer #4 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I'd scream too if I heard talking squirrels =)
2007-10-08 13:04:42 · answer #5 · answered by Tre 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 fidgety, heres a star
2007-10-06 15:28:58 · answer #6 · answered by punjabi4life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-10-06 14:23:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-10-06 14:19:12 · answer #8 · answered by hello world 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol I think every hot blooded male will scream,cause they are cowards,here have a star.
2007-10-06 12:58:11 · answer #9 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Lol, very funny, hahahahaha
2007-10-07 10:47:14 · answer #10 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋