The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist - were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.
The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two.
The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of course.
The dentist wouldn't commit hinmself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable.
The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the groom's buddies received the following note:
"Dear Friends,
We didn't mind the bed slats being sawed and the electric shock was only a minor setback, but, by god, I'm going to kill the guy who put anaesthetic in the Vaseline!!"
2007-10-06 11:43:58 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oops! sorry for the spelling mistake - hinmself should be himself :(
2007-10-08 07:46:25 · update #1
hahahahahaha a bit numbing for them ....lol
2007-10-07 01:12:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lo if I'm that dentist pal I'll run for sure,thanks for the laugh Fidgety,man oh man anaesthetic in the vaseline oh no that to much,here have a star.
2007-10-06 11:52:23 · answer #2 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Dentist
2007-10-06 11:53:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
for the people who dont get it, anaesthetic makes things go numb....vaseline is sometimes used as a lubricant....put those two together and you'll have very dull s*x
2007-10-06 13:56:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Damn lol 10 10
2007-10-06 11:48:41 · answer #5 · answered by bodybronx 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL very good
Most people are sad when the "honeymoon period" is over, but my wife had hers on our honeymoon and I was feckin glad when it was finished
2007-10-06 11:53:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-06 11:45:58 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Absolutely hillarious!!! Thank you for making me laugh so hard.
2007-10-06 12:04:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao awesome....star!
2007-10-06 14:21:45 · answer #9 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahhaaaa, that was fecking brilliant honey.
2007-10-06 11:48:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋