Would you sell me your soul?
Because you don’t need it. I do.
I’m serious. Just write on a sheet of paper, “{Your name here}’s soul.” Then sign it.
And underneath that, if blood isn’t a bother for you – could you prick your finger and Give me a fingerprint of blood beneath your name??
This way when I have sinned enough and someone comes to collect a soul, I can just use that extra one that I keep in my back pocket…
Thanks,
DG360
2007-10-06 10:01:41 · 34 answers · asked by dreamgyrl360 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If you don't believe in it then it should be nothing for you to just sign this here paper. For free.
Just as if you were giving me an autograph...
2007-10-06 10:07:44 · update #1
SIAR then we'd have to go to court over your soul and I'd be ticked off that you sold me an already-sold soul!!!
2007-10-06 10:14:54 · update #2
What is a soul? Do you have one? What is it's nature? Can you hold it? How exactly do you hold onto it? How do you manage to make sure it doesn't evaporate away?
Oh and what are YOU going to do with all these bought souls? Do you think you have a certain special power to hold onto the souls you buy? Who sent you to purchase souls? Are you out to soul-fetch on your own accord? Are you going to fetch them in a fish net? How much money are you willling to offer?
If you can write a paper answering all these questions
2007-10-06 10:09:15 · answer #1 · answered by Pansy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha, even if you had a million soul's, it would not take your sin away. Chances are, if the person you are trying to buy the soul from....they've sinned too. You'd need a perfect soul, someone who has never sinned. Sad fact is, there is no such person. Maybe if God's perfect Son died for you, maybe that might be enough to use to pay for your sin.
Infact, I am glad that Jesus did die for us. I'm not an Atheist, I am a Christian. I've taken that perfect sinless blood, and its paid for my sin. The wages of sin is not giving your soul...its death. You sin, you die. Not so much as an earthly death, more of an everlasting death in the lake of fire. Sorry that does not really anser your question, but maybe it will answer someone elses?
2007-10-06 10:20:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's nice to see an original question! And if this God that you believe in can see everything and knows that you have sinned, how is paying with someone else's soul going to help you out? I would give you mine for free and sign with blood but I don't believe in souls, just a load of cells that will die forever when my time is up.
2007-10-07 05:32:10 · answer #3 · answered by Eye see! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry my soul was bought and paid for on the cross by Jesus Christ. I'm looking forward to our meeting in the air upon his return. Cool I'll be able to fly. No gravity for me any more. As soon as we have the supper in the Kingdom I;m going out exploring. Fly like and eagle to the seas fly like an eagle let Gods spirit Cary me. Amen thank you Jesus
2007-10-06 10:23:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooh, sorry. Back when I used to be an Agnostic, I sold my soul to the Devil. I was 12, and you know how little kids are.
2007-10-06 10:07:08 · answer #5 · answered by Quonx. 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why should I sell something I don't believe exist. I can also sign over my rights to the British Crown and sell to you my 591 rooms apartment in Manhattan.
2007-10-06 10:06:01 · answer #6 · answered by Cabal 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I think it is you who wants to sell your soul, in exchange for a premium seat in heaven. It is only the religious who sell their souls. Just in case I do happen to have one, I'll hang onto it thank you very much.
2007-10-06 10:08:07 · answer #7 · answered by Citizen Justin 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Is this really how your church teaches you to worship to others.
Go look up the beliefs of Buddhism and then get back to me.
I do believe in something, just not the same thing you believe in.
Oh I see so your omnipotent God would be fooled if you gave him someone else's soul.
Go look up omnipotent while you are at it.
2007-10-06 10:07:21 · answer #8 · answered by Pangloss (Ancora Imparo) AFA 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
If it's a handwritten note, and not a legal document of any kind, AND if you give me a large sum of money before hand...
Hey, sure, I'll sucker you out of your money.
But no blood. Sorry. If you need the blood, the deal is off.
2007-10-06 10:05:05 · answer #9 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
No soul...but if you want to send me money, I'll send you a piece of paper with a drop of blood and my name with "soul" written after it.
2007-10-06 10:09:47 · answer #10 · answered by Jess H 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋