2007-10-06 09:54:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He was dead
2007-10-06 10:01:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Visit this site for several explanations, other than the obvious one of "Because he was dead". There is even an adaptation of Gödel's Incompleteness Theorem as a means to mathematically explain this phenomenon.
2007-10-06 17:08:02 · answer #2 · answered by wry humor 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because a giant passenger plane pummeled towards the forest canopy, setting fire to the forest and killing the wildlife. There were no survivors.
2007-10-06 17:01:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
This is corny but i will try it anyway. Did he slip on a banana peel?
2007-10-06 16:57:22 · answer #4 · answered by Derek T 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
His love was on the ground dressed sexy waiting for him?
2007-10-06 17:23:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
follow this link to find out
http://youtube.com/results?search_query=jive+***+monkey
2007-10-06 17:11:17 · answer #6 · answered by Report Abuse 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because the banannas where on the ground
2007-10-06 16:58:16 · answer #7 · answered by ღOMGღ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He slipped while raking leaves !
2007-10-06 18:40:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get to the other side?
2007-10-06 17:09:06 · answer #9 · answered by 2jaxx 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
because he saw apples instead of bananas.
2007-10-06 17:17:39 · answer #10 · answered by sameerferrari 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because he went bananas
2007-10-06 17:05:17 · answer #11 · answered by nathaly5858 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋