2007-10-06 09:44:07 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
LMFAO. i have had IBS for donkeys years now, so i have learnt through experience when it is safe to fart and when i need to be sat on the loo first. i never eat curry or drink coke before a long journey lol.
vader461 LMFAO, so true
2007-10-06 10:57:17 · answer #1 · answered by val f1 nutter 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Fart Follow Through
2016-10-18 01:34:08 · answer #2 · answered by stetson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You silly boy that isn't a fart it's a sh*t. Every now and again (preferably once a day) you should go and sit on the toilet to fart.
2007-10-06 09:54:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The old 'teaspooning' problem.
This is when you eagerly push the fart out in an attempt to impress with a louder noise, or 'fart scratch' an anal itch.
It can also happen due to diet. Either way fart pushing and bad diet are wrong and 'teaspooning' is in effect 'leaking'.
Don't allow leaks, and save your kecks, tighten your sphincter and eat the right foods.
2007-10-06 12:37:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Very nearly did today, i had bad guts and i thought it was a fart, luckily i stopped it before i had an accident
2007-10-06 09:56:08 · answer #5 · answered by Glenn M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only when I combine Guinness with curry.And it has to be a lot of Guinness.Don't force the fart.
2007-10-06 11:07:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL!! Yep I did and due t diet probs food goes through me like a hot knife through butter so have had a few occasions recently when getting home in time made me assume a very funny posture(If you know what I mean?)
2007-10-06 13:00:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
your using to much pressure when forcing one out try clinching your cheeks and releasing slower you get a better noise and a loner release of gas
2007-10-06 09:54:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, only when ill. It seems you are a too harder a trier, go with the flow don't force the issue.
P.S. Reading this, then writting this anwser made me slighty ill feeling.... OH Dear, Now i've done it!!!!
2007-10-06 10:00:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
yes sadly sometimes I do as well.......especially after taking a long hard ride on my hubbie's willie! or after having eaten chili or broccoli
2007-10-06 09:49:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋