2007-10-06 09:26:03 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm christian.. but you made me laugh! that's the first time somebody has ever done that here! hihi don't worry, I believe in God and Jesus, and I hope you find them and open your heart for them as well, but for me this joke is too inoccent to be a sin lol
May God bless you! :)
2007-10-06 09:48:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
3+5= Jesus
2007-10-06 16:53:30 · answer #2 · answered by E.Havok 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Jesus
2007-10-06 19:57:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
3+5=8. 8 turned on it's side is the symbol for eternity. According to the Bible, Jesus is eternity. Thus, the answer is Jesus!
*Holds head, crying* Owww! *Sobs* Such ridiculous and illogical thinking made my brain hurt! Why is it that some people can actually give answers like mine above without getting a migraine from the strain of ignorance afterward? *Lies down in tears and hides under covers, massaging temples* I'm jealous.
2007-10-06 17:01:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
3+5 = 8.....8 is the number of circumcision, man being circumcised on the 8th day according to the law. But under the new testament we understand that true circumcision is circumcision of the heart, which comes only through.....that's right Christ. Hence, the answer is once again Jesus.
2007-10-06 16:39:30 · answer #5 · answered by whitehorse456 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
The answer is 8. WOW it was me who had the answer so Jesus does not have all the answers.
2007-10-06 16:41:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Bruce Willis
2007-10-06 17:25:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Silly. Jesus is always answer within His character. And he is Alpha and Omega.
2007-10-06 16:44:48 · answer #8 · answered by Nina, BaC 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The answer is, "Jesus says it's 8".
2007-10-06 16:33:46 · answer #9 · answered by skrdude8389 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
It's 26, you retards. Why the hell would it be "8," like you're all saying?? Seriously. I just got an R on a math test; I think I know how to do math.
2007-10-06 16:38:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋