(or your cat)
2007-10-06 09:15:10 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
And, of course, how do you know?
(I have asked this before, but I love to hear the variety of answers.)
2007-10-06 09:16:18 · update #1
Discordianism.
Not only does my dog worship chaos, he IS chaos!
2007-10-06 09:20:11 · answer #1 · answered by DEPRESSED™ Volatile Tempter 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
My dogs is a bonerfied standard barkerest. He believes interior the ascendancy of all dogs and that heaven is paved with dogie bones and all cats are de-clawed. additionally believes that throughout the time of heaven there is an abundance of abdomen rubs and dogs catchers at the instant are working around without their nets and ropes purely for the puppies to chase. Oh yeah, he only advised me, in addition they get 3 mailmen an afternoon in the event that they have been realy good.
2016-10-06 05:19:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Dog is Cat-holic (He specially enjoys the feline BBQ dinner after the Sunday Mass at The Holy Saint Cat´s)
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My Cat is Dogmatically Carnivorous (Atheist in Cat Lingo)
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Oh I almost forgot:
And my frog is a born again Chistian after he was TV exercised by no other than Rev. Ernest Angley himself
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuqNjZ3ndcE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mcb2lion5qs
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2007-10-06 10:02:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
My cat Gary is Southern Baptist. Isaiah 11:6-9
2007-10-06 09:23:06 · answer #4 · answered by Yahoo 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Christian,as he is always quoting this text,when he's hungry..
Jesus told the woman: "It is not right to take the children's bread and give it to the dogs. First let the children eat all they want." The woman answered, "That is true, Lord. But the dogs under the table can eat the pieces of food that the children don't eat."
2007-10-06 09:34:18 · answer #5 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
My kitties are Episcatpalian. They see me alternately as the all-knowing and all powerful food and treat provider and as the fearless bearer of the vacuum cleaner and user of water. However, it is my lot in life to attend to the every whim of these little fur balls, so I'm guessing they think they're gods.
2007-10-06 09:58:17 · answer #6 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My dog worships the cat goddess Bastet. My cat worships himself.
2007-10-06 09:23:46 · answer #7 · answered by Emerald Blue 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
He is a Christian dog. He has repented many time, let me tell you. But...I would pay BIG money to see someone try to baptize him...he doesn't like water....maybe I'll go Methodist on him and sprinkle him on the head.....I"m kidding....all dogs go to Heaven....the lion shall lay down with the lamb...all animals belong to God,,,not us...we only have them on loan from God.
2007-10-06 09:26:30 · answer #8 · answered by dreamdress2 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
My cat WAS god. He did allow me to tend his every need, food, water, daily brushing ( actually, except for the brushing that also sounds like my husband).
2007-10-08 07:07:19 · answer #9 · answered by Redwitch vt 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Can't speculate, my German Shepherd has no DOGma. Politically? Definitely Facist. Has sent five people to the hospital.
2007-10-06 10:22:34 · answer #10 · answered by MysticMaze 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
She's agnostic. She can't even consider the notion of gods.
To her, the term "super-natural" means humping inanimate objects and sneaking the food from the bowl.
2007-10-06 09:21:46 · answer #11 · answered by Dalarus 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋