A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore, she kept staring at him.
She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son."
He answered, "That's okay."
"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy."
She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, The man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."
The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.
Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries.
"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.
"How come so much ... I only bought 5 items.."
The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said
you'd be paying for her things, too."
2007-10-06 09:09:28 · 19 answers · asked by Cp 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10 that is so funny
2007-10-06 09:16:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
8
2007-10-06 16:17:12 · answer #2 · answered by tim m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7
2007-10-06 20:08:24 · answer #3 · answered by Blue to the Bone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7
2007-10-06 16:20:31 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute 8
2007-10-06 16:16:37 · answer #5 · answered by Frogleena 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10!
2007-10-06 16:13:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahaha! I'd give it about an 7/10!
2007-10-06 16:40:41 · answer #7 · answered by girl with skillz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty funny 8
2007-10-06 16:14:03 · answer #8 · answered by taylor o 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think about 5. No offense but I've heard many versions of that joke. I need some fresh material!!
2007-10-06 16:15:49 · answer #9 · answered by Peterbattahoggabatta 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
;-o Now that was both DIRTY & SLICK of her !! In the end you can do nothing but laugh about it !! this was funny !! SOo funny that I'm willing to bet that if something like this took place with others that may see it,' That they might laugh also !! saying to themselves "Yeah that ole BAT sure did get me that time !?! h`a h'`a".,`'R"r,r`r.r'.-
2007-10-06 16:29:12 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋