1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs to tell you exactly when it will go off.
2) Should you need to pass yourself off as a German officer it will not be necessary to speak the language, a convincing accent will do.
3) All apartments in Paris overlook the Eiffel tower.
4) Most lap top computers are powerful enough to override a bank security system or the communication system of an invading alien civilization.
5) Every single person in martial arts Film has a black belt in karate.
6) When staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
7) 1 man shooting at 20 men has more chance of hitting them than 20 men shooting at 1 man if he is the hero.
8) During a police investigation it will be necessary to visit a strip joint at least once.
9) Large studio-type apartments in big cities are affordable by single people with a low wage.
10) The entire British p
2007-10-06 08:26:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Also:
When in a fight with a large group of people, do not worry. They will attack you one at a time.
2007-10-06 08:31:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-06 05:13:45 · answer #2 · answered by hughart 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That even a googled eyed geek can be a hero and pull miss universe 2007
2007-10-06 08:52:37 · answer #3 · answered by Equal Animal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And:
When you are being chased by the cops, some random guy pushing around a rack of disguises will help aid you to look so mysterious that you wont get arrested. =]
And:
Every nerd in all those dance movies are secretly professional dancers. =]
2007-10-06 08:34:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When at a summer camp, the teenagers always go outside, after dark, one by one to confront the insane killer.
2007-10-06 10:26:05 · answer #5 · answered by 2jaxx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-06 09:10:44 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, those are true and sssssooooooo funny. whats the last one? oh well ill give u a star anyway! u rock!!!!!!
2007-10-06 08:32:34 · answer #7 · answered by Stacie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha
2007-10-06 10:55:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋