A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy, she yelled, "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl asked.
"Yes, It's because your blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids said up to D, but I said it up to G. See?
A,B,C,D,E,F,G!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, It's because your blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy Mommy!" she yelled, "We were in gym class today, and when we were showering, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"
She lifted up her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm Blonde, Mommy?"
"No Honey, Its because you're 24."
2007-10-06 07:50:46 · 15 answers · asked by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
go doll go youve hit the jackpot , with that one you cuddly toy boy ,!!
2007-10-06 20:41:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Remember the jokes but can't remember one to quote. mommy, mommy where's my fish shut up and flush
2016-04-07 07:38:20 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10 For that Chucky` very very good ` couldnt give you` 10/10`cause Bell mite see it`n shes 24` ha ha`
2007-10-06 09:18:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-06 09:12:24 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha! I'm on the floor laughing, Chucky! :)
2007-10-06 15:35:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Silly blonde?hahaha...I love it
2007-10-06 08:11:36 · answer #6 · answered by Mrs.Bears 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yessss! i love this one.thanks for the laugh
2007-10-06 07:57:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, pretty funny. welli guess i would just say it was ok, though.
2007-10-06 07:58:40 · answer #8 · answered by Stacie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-10-06 08:12:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh my goodness! that is hilarious!
2007-10-06 09:39:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋