A panda walks into a cafe. He orders some food and ate his lunch. After he ate his lunch, he gets a gun out and shoots everyone apart from a waitress. The waitress says:"Why did you do that for?" The panda says:"Try looking it up on the encyclopedia." and he left the cafe. The waitress goes to the library and gets the encyclopedia out and finds the page where she read:
Pandas: Eats shoots and leaves.
2007-10-06
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