I was due for an appointment with the gynaecologist later in the week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that
I had been, rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am.
I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was
already around 8:45am.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have anytime to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making
such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort.
So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pyjamas, wet the washcloth that was
sitting next to the sink,
and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least
presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned
some clothes,hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
2007-10-06 06:39:07 · 25 answers · asked by Cat burgler 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, hopped up on
the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended
that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said,
"My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?"
I didn't respond. After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of
relief and went home.The rest of the day was normal ...
some shopping, cleaning, cooking.
After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out
from the bathroom, "Mummy, where's my washcloth?"
I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied,
"No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and
sparkles saved inside it."
Never going back to that doctor.
Ever.
2007-10-06 06:39:30 · update #1
Funny. Make sure to pay attention when using washcloths, you'll never know what's on them!
EDIT: And WTF! She never even looked at her rearview or sideview mirror in the car? That's just retarded.
EDIT 2: To a-and-a, wow, in THAT area?!?!?! lol
2007-10-06 06:41:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
an 8
2016-05-17 09:40:33 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gud 1
2007-10-09 02:08:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute. I know i like to be extra clean when i go to the gyny and that would be embarassing
2007-10-06 07:04:28 · answer #4 · answered by Samantha1029 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To Deadalous: It wasn't her face she used the washcloth on!
2007-10-06 07:13:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good. I bet it put a sparkle into the Doc's day.
2007-10-06 06:52:04 · answer #6 · answered by quatt47 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh My GOD,
That is too funny and I cannot thank you enough for sharing that as I needed a good laugh..............
I am still laughing so hard that I can barely type you nut..........
Annette
2007-10-06 06:45:40 · answer #7 · answered by annettekendall@rogers.com 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I HAVE BEEN YOUNG AND NOW I AM OLD
and that one is the best I have EVER heard. ...
I am telling this one to the girls down town....
oh my goodness..! I can't stop laughing...gotta go tell my daughter
2007-10-06 06:53:26 · answer #8 · answered by mary 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're the first one to make me really laugh today (because it was real & we can all relate to it). Have a star.
2007-10-06 06:43:01 · answer #9 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL! Yeah, that's funny! A little long, but funny.
2007-10-06 06:43:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋