Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
A: Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
Blonde Inventions:
1.Tricycle kickstand
2.Solar flashlight
3.Fire proof matches
4.Inflatable dartboard
5.Glass hammer
6.Black light bulb
7.Boomerang grenade
Q: Why was the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: She was throwing all the W's away.
Q: Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
2007-10-06
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