Humour me
2007-10-06 06:09:03 · 9 answers · asked by Pebbles 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Three blonds were stranded on a beach, they while walking around found a magical lamp. The genie came out and said he would grant each of them one wish.
The first blond wished to be 100 times smarter, and so she was. She then swam for shore.
The second blond wished to be 100000 times smarter, and so she was. She made a boat and sailed for shore.
The third blond wished to be 100000000 times smarter, and so she was. She turned her head right, saw the bridge, and walked to shore.
2007-10-06 06:14:17 · answer #1 · answered by Jeremy D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a joke hope it makes you laugh!!!
A guy goes to the market, He notices that there's a sale on cat food.So he's getting all the cat food he can get.But when the manger sees him he gets suspicious he walks up to the guy and tells him to bring him his cat, the guy goes and gets his cat and the manager lets him take the food.The next week the guy goes to the same market and sees that There's a sale on dog food so he's getting all the dog food he can get, but when the manager sees him he gets suspicious and thinks he's going to give the cat the dog food so he tells the guy to bring him his dog.When the guy arrives with his dog the manager lets him take the food.The net week the guy comes back to the market and the manager notices he's carrying a white bag. The guy walks up to the manager and tells the manager to put his hand inside the bag, but when the manager does it, he quickly takes it out because it's the guys poop!!!The manager asks him why he would do that and the guy responds "it's just that there's a sale on toilet paper and I wanted you to sell it to me"
Do you get it? you see the manager would always tell the guy to bring him evidence, so that the guy wouldn't have to go back he just brought his poop to get the toilet paper!!!
2007-10-06 06:13:05 · answer #2 · answered by BHH [Bustin' Ho's Heads] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get out the OUIJA Board
and
bring out the spirits in your life,
but don't let Captain Howdy out.
We know what happens,
when he gets out:
Green stuff everywhere.
2007-10-06 06:19:17 · answer #3 · answered by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
listen to music or go out with Ur friends or play games on the PC.
2007-10-06 06:12:14 · answer #4 · answered by yung prince 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ASK VERY FREEKING FUNNY QUESTIONS LIKE
HERE ARE SOME VERY FUNNY VIDS!!!
well now that i have your attention watch these BUT
PLEASE WATCH YOU WILL BE VERY HAPPY!!
warning: there is a silly warning below.
WARNING: THIS IS NOT FOR PEOPLE WHO WILL REPORT FoR FUNNY THINGS!!
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wait till the first 52 seconds for rofl style
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AND THIS ROFL HAHAH WTF LOL LMFAO!!!!!
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I HOPE YOUR DAY IS HAPPY AND HILARIOUS AND FUN!! HAVE A GREAT TIME!! GOD BLESS!!!
2007-10-06 06:14:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me too. That's why I am answering questions on Yahoo answers. LOL
2007-10-06 06:13:02 · answer #6 · answered by THE RESCUE LLAMA!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can do what ever you feel like. you basically do what you like to do. cheer,dance,sing play, talk ,shop,draw,paint,cook. just do you!
2007-10-06 06:14:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can stop wasting points
2007-10-06 06:36:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
BOO!!!
2007-10-06 06:12:18 · answer #9 · answered by Taylor T. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋