MY LIVING WILL
Last night, Alice and I were sitting in the living room and I
said to Alice, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my beer.
She's such a b*tch!
Peace.
2007-10-06 05:20:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol....another good one
but seriously, that does give me something to think about
2007-10-06 07:07:26 · answer #1 · answered by johnny trash 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont have one yet but with all the surgerys I have I should. in the past few yrs I have had I think 5
(2)both boobs (cyst not in the breast tissue)
1 laporostipy
1 hystorectomy
1 oral surgery (3 molars removed)
1 colonostipy
1 tubal lygation
1 thyroid abdectomy
still to go
both hands (carpel tunnel)
akilez tendenitis
ok so more then 5 so yea its bout that time
2007-10-06 05:26:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm happy i've got found out that when i'm nonetheless youthful, so i will verify I do some thing nicely worth remembering previously I die, for that's the only way we actually would nicely be immortal. i believe like my immortality replaced into taken faraway from me. A fallen angel, a god scorned from Olympus.
2016-10-06 05:01:54 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, anyone at any age ( over 18) needs one now days.I have a do not resuscitate order for any reason.
2007-10-06 05:24:52 · answer #4 · answered by Granny 1 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's funny -- but Alice has an attitude --- ha ha
2007-10-06 05:24:05 · answer #5 · answered by butterfliesRfree 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's too funny, describes many of us after work.
2007-10-06 05:24:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well shes not alone so is life!
Regards
Ryan Dior
2007-10-06 05:24:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't but I'm thinking of my options.
2007-10-06 05:25:08 · answer #8 · answered by Daphnie 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahahah
2007-10-06 05:52:08 · answer #9 · answered by stew pedasol 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL... What a riot
2007-10-06 05:38:15 · answer #10 · answered by St. Dave 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋