To make it stand, you wet it !
To make it wet, you suck it !
To make it stiff, you lick it ! To get it in, you push !
Damn!!!
Missed again.....
Threading a needle when you're older is NO JOKE !
2007-10-06 04:57:54 · 28 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMSUIAO If I had a penny for every dirty thought I had just now I'd be rich LOL
2007-10-06 09:31:30 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No kidding !! I find it almost impossible now!! I think maybe if I got coke bottle glasses than maybe!! My dirty mind wouldn't have got the answer to your joke!!hahahahahahahaha!! Oh! I would like to apologise for Canadian Bacons answer he's an embarrassment to my country!! Wonder how long it took him to come up with that one!! He must have lost his sense of humor!! If I see him I'll give him a smack up side the head ! Wanker!
2007-10-06 09:48:35 · answer #2 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-21 05:45:20 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha I enjoyed that one. I wasn't expecting it to end like that. That was great. Have a star.
2007-10-06 05:38:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's not bad. I must admit, I was thinking of something else!
To Canadian Bacon:
You said thumbs down and that is what we are all giving you.
2007-10-06 05:26:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
There are sooo many things that aren't jokes when you're older! But, then again, there are sooo many things that are! Cute joke!
2007-10-06 05:13:36 · answer #6 · answered by minimickimichelle 4 · 8⤊ 2⤋
that's not one of your good ones,we both had a rotton day yesterday,at least he didn't hit you.LOL OK. u not answering is childish tree's.
2007-10-06 07:43:53 · answer #7 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahahhaaaaaaa, i know that better than most lol.
2007-10-06 07:55:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha very good clammy
starred
2007-10-06 05:57:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
when you said " missed it" my husband guessed it. he said he aint gonna miss it. lol
he is on answers too now. he is tim m.
2007-10-06 13:30:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋