New Virus Alert!
If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes" delete it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards.
It will drink all your beer. (For Gods sake, man! Are you listening?!?!)
It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.
It will program your phone auto dial to call only your mother-in-law's number.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company.
It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.
2007-10-06 04:39:28 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye.
It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences.
If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart the next time you're making love.
send send send send send................
P.S. (In case you are a blonde) this is a joke.
LOL.. this was sent to me by a friend =P
2007-10-06 04:39:50 · update #1
haha yeah very funny. i like the whole "if you don't send this, you'll fart during sex" hahhahhahha
2007-10-06 04:42:35 · answer #1 · answered by Melanie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious but no joke for geeks......... they catch tricks even when it's like running water. Meaning they don't and won't fall for this joke/prank alothough i like it!
2007-10-06 11:45:19 · answer #2 · answered by babemagnetz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I got it because my balls itch and for some reason, my arms shrunk so I cant scratch.
2007-10-06 11:44:44 · answer #3 · answered by Lab 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mostly cliche, but the line about farting during sex made me laugh, so it was worth it.
yes it is funny
2007-10-06 11:43:56 · answer #4 · answered by stew pedasol 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol gurl dat was fuuny u need to keep on doin that
2007-10-06 11:44:46 · answer #5 · answered by BABY GURL 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes omg that's funny. quite far-fetched but still hilarious.
2007-10-06 11:42:31 · answer #6 · answered by margie ♥'s you! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious. Thank you.
2007-10-06 11:46:33 · answer #7 · answered by Patti C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, of course where do you come up with it?
2007-10-06 11:42:07 · answer #8 · answered by Olivia C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, I'm snorting. I never snort! Dang, i'm such a nerd.
2007-10-06 11:41:59 · answer #9 · answered by ♫Melinda 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nope not at all ok but i dint read it only hahahahhahaahha
2007-10-06 13:19:18 · answer #10 · answered by ?mehek? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋