she grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop.She held up the thermos and the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take her order.She asked,"Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?"The coffee shop worker looked at the thermos,hesitated a few seconds, then finally replied, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me." "Oh good!" the blonde sighed in relief. "Then give me two regular, two black and two decaf."
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune. The first day they go fishing, they catch nothing.The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.As they're driving home the they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says,
2007-10-06 03:43:58 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?" The other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
HOPE SOMEONE LIKES ATLEAST ONE OF THEM!
2007-10-06 03:44:57 · update #1
Omg those were both hilarious!!!!!They were some ive never heard b4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So keep em comin!!! 1000/1000
2007-10-06 03:48:23 · answer #1 · answered by heyyall 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
effective one!!! celebrity for you! right here is one in each and every of my favorites: a brunette became junping up and down on railroad tracks chanting ' 22, 22, 22 ' many times. a blonde is strolling by and then watches the brunette leaping and chanting. she doesnt understand why she is doing this, yet she joins her via fact it appears that evidently relaxing. they the two bounce on the tracks for a mutually as, till they hear a practice coming. the brunette gets exited and starts leaping bigger and screaming louder, so the blonde does a similar. the practice's tooting because it comes closer, and awesome earlier it squishes them the two, the brunette leaps out of a thank you to protection. to place it short, the blonde, nicely, didnt. after the practice passes, the brunette takes up her spot returned on the tracks, maintains leaping, yet this time, she chants, '23, 23, 23 '!!!!!!
2016-10-10 10:05:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL@ the blonde one.Thanks for the laugh.
:)
2007-10-06 03:49:14 · answer #3 · answered by Chara 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I LOVED them both! Wherever you get your material go get lots more like these!
2007-10-06 03:53:51 · answer #4 · answered by DPL06351 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, nice one.
2007-10-06 08:03:24 · answer #5 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-06 03:50:08 · answer #6 · answered by Brittneyy.♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋