There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late.
"When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best oral sex she's ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesn't care what time I came home."
One of his friends thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out late, comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best oral sex she's ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into the bathroom, obviously upset that he's home so late.
"Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" he asks.
"I was was, but I came in to tell you that we've got to sleep on the couch tonight, 'cause my mother is sleeping in our bedroom."
2007-10-06 03:29:55 · 17 answers · asked by bellatrix 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks for that.
I may be in therapy for years now.
2007-10-06 03:36:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-21 05:36:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch Ouch I'd hang my head for many days.
2007-10-06 03:37:00 · answer #3 · answered by TN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved that one
in laws not wanted
outlaws wanted
thats justice for you
2007-10-06 03:50:05 · answer #4 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did that once. Now my ex-wife is my daughter-in-law.
2007-10-06 04:02:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuck but funny
2007-10-06 03:37:24 · answer #6 · answered by Nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard that one before on a Jethro video..... still funny though.
2007-10-06 03:34:10 · answer #7 · answered by bingolil 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-06 05:46:08 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yukkkkkkkkkkkk!!
lol!
2007-10-06 03:36:29 · answer #9 · answered by MiZz RuBy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuks...ck..ck..but LOL funny
2007-10-06 04:10:02 · answer #10 · answered by Mrs.Bears 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross....but good!!!! lol
2007-10-06 03:55:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋