Rules Of The Road
The female passenger will have to pee every 50 miles, no matter how fast you drive.
The minute you pass a "Last exit for 50 miles" sign, someone will have to pee.
The millisecond you throw a beer bottle from your car, a state trooper will appear.
The exact change toll lane moves slower than the lane that has to make change.
Toll booth operators must possess at least two of the following qualities:
-Less than ten digits
-Lack of teeth
-A rare skin disorder
-The ability to mispronounce the simplest of words
-The inability to give directions in under ten minutes
If you approach an empty intersection at 3:00 AM, the light will turn red and stick for two or three cycles.
The minute you decide to run the red light at 3:00 AM, a state trooper will appear.
When the gas gauge needle hits "E", there's still a gallon left in the tank.
When the gas gauge needle hits "F", the tank isn't really full.
Car trouble never happens until you have an important meeting, are already running late, or are at least 100 miles from any type of help.
2007-10-06 02:50:19 · 15 answers · asked by pheonix140180 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good ones!!
2007-10-06 02:54:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING WELSH 1. You've got to be having a laugh, haven't you? And what exactly is wrong with the Welsh?! 1. Surrounded by wonderful countryside without being in the middle of nowhere! 2. You can basically do what you like cos God knows the police are far to corrupt to care lol 3. People are alway saying we are sheep sh*ggers so if you do end up with a sheep, no-one is shocked lol 4. We beat the English in the Rugby!!! Woop!! 5. Our National Anthem is known in both English and Welsh! 6. We are a country with 3 main languages, English, Welsh, and one we make up as we go along with a mixture of both - Wenglish lol 7. Drugs are as easily obtainable here as in Amsterdam! 8. Free NHS, prescriptions etc 9. Welsh whisky is the best, Johnny Depp never complained! 10. Our flag is the oldest in history! Mae Cymru am byth!!! Wales is the best!!!
2016-05-17 08:47:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make me laugh ...
Have a nice weekend from Jakarta
2007-10-06 02:57:33 · answer #3 · answered by Nicholas 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Those last 3 describe my car before it died.
2007-10-06 10:44:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ouch....
I wanna read some more.
Thanks for the fun....
Aaron.
2007-10-06 03:13:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yep - worthy of a star!
2007-10-06 02:54:08 · answer #6 · answered by Smiler 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
True, true...
Star!
~ khamani jonas (nick) ♥
2007-10-06 03:06:58 · answer #7 · answered by Khamani says R.I.P. Sean Taylor 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
made me laugh
2007-10-06 02:53:21 · answer #8 · answered by georgia 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's all true - try it for yourself.
2007-10-06 10:13:32 · answer #9 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha, those are funny as well as auccurate!
2007-10-06 02:56:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋