There was a romantic full harvest moon rising on the eastern horizon. Ma and Pa, both in their seventies, were enjoying the beautiful autumn evening together, sitting on their front porch swing, rocking gently.
Suddenly, Pa turned his head and said to Ma, "Sc**w you, Ma!"
A minute or two went by. Then Ma turned her head toward Pa and calmly replied, "Sc**w you, Pa."
Again, another minute passed, and Pa said to Ma, "Sc**w you, Ma."
Another minute went by, and Ma said to Pa, "Sc**w you, Pa."
Yet another minute elapsed, and Pa responded to Ma, "Sc**w you, Ma."
A minute later, Ma said to Pa, "Sc**w you, Pa."
There was no reply - just complete silence for several minutes.
Then, Pa turned to Ma and said, "I don't know about you Ma, but I really don't get too much out of this or*l s*x!"
2007-10-06 01:58:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I am not a rugby fan but I will give you a star.
2007-10-06 02:04:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heres a good joke
England will win the rugby
HAHAHA
2007-10-06 02:01:25 · answer #2 · answered by Mr Bond 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
screw you too lmao
i got a great laugh out of it
thanks
any more
2007-10-06 04:06:15 · answer #3 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wha Ha Ha Ha !!! Clever lady!!! XD
2007-10-06 02:16:10 · answer #4 · answered by Metal Gem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao star for u
2007-10-06 02:01:34 · answer #5 · answered by blackcat XIII 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
teeheeheee
thats a good one
2007-10-06 03:27:15 · answer #6 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very original... very funny, but i m giving u this star just for ur originality... keep it up..
2007-10-06 02:07:42 · answer #7 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If that's oral s*x. then I've been doing it wrong for years.
2007-10-06 10:52:10 · answer #8 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rite
2007-10-06 02:01:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-06 02:18:38 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋